Mounted Animal Nature Trail, lyric by Arrogant Worms, The

from the songs album C'est Cheese

On the mounted animal nature trail, you'll be sure to see
All mother nature's favourite pets, all sitting rigidly
They're never hungry any more, their last meal left them stuffed
Don't worry, they won't walk away if you try and pet their fluff

And the dog goes...
And the cow goes...
And the bear goes...
And the pig goes...
And the crow goes caw!, i guess it was alive
You can see all this
On the mounted animal nature trail

The mounted animal nature trail, it's great for mom and dad
Where else can grandma and the kids see the silence of the lambs?
Don't have to walk a hundred miles ore climb the steepest hill
And the only fearsome sound you'll hear is the ringing of the till

And the dog goes...
And the cow goes...
And the bear goes...
And the pig goes...
And the crow goes caw!, i guess it was alive
You can see all this
On the mounted animal nature trail

The only things that bite are the bugs (oww..)
And unlike other theme parks, the mice won't say "hello"
And if you're having troubles with your own family pet
You can bring him and add him to the trail

Everyone, and the dog goes...
And the cow goes...
And the bear goes...
And the pig goes...
And the crow goes caw!, i guess it was alive
You can see all this
On the mounted animal nature trail